we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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