U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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