it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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