Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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