p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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