butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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