ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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