this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Are my feet made of real feet?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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