There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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