Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
dude i'm inner monologue high
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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