I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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