Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Its about making memories worth repressing
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
