Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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