morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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