She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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