Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I want to stick my p in your. b.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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