Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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