I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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