Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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