STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
