I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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