Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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