There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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