If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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