It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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