I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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