reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Of course I have a pirate flag
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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