Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I stole a fireplace last night.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You were trust falling into bushes
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
tell me about the fingering
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