just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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