I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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