you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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