So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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