At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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