I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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