sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
