If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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