She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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