my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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