How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Too much gin, very little bucket
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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