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He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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