You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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