Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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