I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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