i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She announced her abortion via fbk
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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