Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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