4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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