Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
