Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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