Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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