I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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