I want to make a zoo with you.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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