My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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