I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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