lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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