How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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