Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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