so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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