The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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