Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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