i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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