It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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